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      18 Aug 2011

      I left my email open at work yesterday.

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      Yesterday I left my personal email open on a work computer when I left the office to do a rental. My boss decided to have some fun. He started writing a letter to everyone in my address book. Luckily my gmail signed him out before he could finish the email. I found it in my drafts last night. I thought I would share it with you.

       

      Subject: Ronald McDonald

      Hi all,

      I'm sure by now many of you have noticed I am growing my hair out again.  There is a strategy behind this and it will require your help to get the desired end result.  On April 14th of 2012, McDonald's will be replacing the current Ronald McDonald clown with a more consumer friendly "real-life" character.  That character will be me.  But in order to accomplish this I need your help.  Please

       

      A few weeks ago my other boss left his personal email open and wasn't so lucky. An email actually got sent from "him". Here is that email.

       

      Subject: Important

      Hi all,

      I am writing to let you know effective immediately I am starting my own woodworking company.  I will be exclusively making dressers with no drawers and cabinets with no doors.  Call me if this sounds like a good business plan and are willing to invest a minimum $10,000 to my company.  Cash only please.  Thanks

      -Michael

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      12 Jul 2011

      I just rented out a car with 33,333 miles, the gas tank was at 3/8ths, and it should be out 3 days. #IGetTooExcitedAboutThingsLikeThis

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      16 Jun 2011

      Me "Do you need help carrying anything out to the car?" Customer "No, I got it." *Customer drops $200 sunglasses and iPhone on the ground*

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      1 Apr 2011

      A story in 3 parts- Part 1: I rented a cute girl a car this morning. Part 2: I asked cute girl out. Part 3: Cute girl shot me down. #ohwell

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      15 Mar 2011

      My shirt is too short and keeps coming partially untucked so I am rocking the Mullettuck. Business up front, party in the back.

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      16 Feb 2011

      "Nice haircut, I am proud of you." ... I am not sure how to take that...

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      15 Feb 2011

      3 people have complimented my pen already this morning. One even asked where to buy it.

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      7 Feb 2011

      Back to work... lets see how this goes.

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      28 Jan 2011

      New Subway opened 100 ft. from my office, and all my favorite workers are there including Bearded Subway Guy.

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      14 Jan 2011

      This is the latest I have worked at this job without Iowa beng involved.

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      5 Jan 2011

      I just stopped in Cafe Zia, formerly Billy's, formerly The Smooth Grind. That guy is no where near as good of a barista as I was.

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      28 Dec 2010

      1: Make a mistake typing in a carwash code. 2: Fill in random digits. 3: Get free ultimate wash! This is the 2nd time I have won this year.

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      6 Dec 2010

      Protip: if you have a folder full of contracts you need for work dont drop it in the snow.

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      19 Nov 2010

      Just got a girls phone number... all it took was for her to rearend me on Rice St.

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      4 Nov 2010

      Carrying 9 ice scrapers in your pocket is not as comfortable as it sounds...

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      21 Oct 2010

      Someone just called the office to try get us to switch phone service providers, so my boss tried to sell her a car...

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      28 Sep 2010

      I was teaching an 81 year old lady all the controls on her rental car. I showed her how to spray the wiper fluid and it went right in my eye.

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      17 Sep 2010

      If I leave for work right when the school bus is passing my house I will be perfectly on time.

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      1 Sep 2010

      I rented a car to a 76 year old lady this morning who lives on "Granny Court"

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      11 Aug 2010

      Just rented a car to Joe Soucheray. New record for the most famous person I have rented a car to.

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      19 Jul 2010

      Back to work. I almost made it 9.5 days without wearing pants but I had to wear some for Alpha Wolf.

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      21 Jun 2010

      Washing cars in the rain... yeah that seems silly to me too.

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      15 Jun 2010

      Guess who is standing next to me at VW getting his car serviced... STEVE HOLT!!!

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      14 Jun 2010

      I was watching the xbox E3 announcements but now I have to be at a shop... stupid work.

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      27 May 2010

      I got all the way to work and within 5 seconds of getting in the office my pants ripped, had to go all the way home and change. #dapts -100

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