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      18 Aug 2011

      I left my email open at work yesterday.

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      Yesterday I left my personal email open on a work computer when I left the office to do a rental. My boss decided to have some fun. He started writing a letter to everyone in my address book. Luckily my gmail signed him out before he could finish the email. I found it in my drafts last night. I thought I would share it with you.

       

      Subject: Ronald McDonald

      Hi all,

      I'm sure by now many of you have noticed I am growing my hair out again.  There is a strategy behind this and it will require your help to get the desired end result.  On April 14th of 2012, McDonald's will be replacing the current Ronald McDonald clown with a more consumer friendly "real-life" character.  That character will be me.  But in order to accomplish this I need your help.  Please

       

      A few weeks ago my other boss left his personal email open and wasn't so lucky. An email actually got sent from "him". Here is that email.

       

      Subject: Important

      Hi all,

      I am writing to let you know effective immediately I am starting my own woodworking company.  I will be exclusively making dressers with no drawers and cabinets with no doors.  Call me if this sounds like a good business plan and are willing to invest a minimum $10,000 to my company.  Cash only please.  Thanks

      -Michael

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      23 Jun 2011

      Coats coat coat store.

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      Now that is how you sell a coat.

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      23 May 2011

      This is what we do at Applebees... Have Ryan teach us how to talk to girls.

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      16 May 2011

      If this video were more perfect I would think it was fake. It is not perfect but it is still great.

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      26 Apr 2011

      ...You call yourself a museum!

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      24 Mar 2011

      @thehammerofthor

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      19 Mar 2011

      @kelseylouise You might like this song better than bruno. More honest.

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      Sorry for the lame slide show music video. It was all I could find.
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      16 Mar 2011

      Here is some extra bacon for you. Everybody wants more bacon. - Extended Kevin Bacon commercial.

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      16 Mar 2011

      I would watch this Mario movie... but really I would probably watch any movie about Mario.

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      23 Feb 2011

      Dinosaur Knowledge vs. Age

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      I distinctly remember sometime around 2nd or 3rd Grade I was missing school because I was sick. I probably had strep throat, I got that a lot. Mommy Kvamme was taking me to the MeritCare on University Ave in Fargo because the one right across the street from us was closed or something. I knew I was sick (I often knew I had strep before the cultures would be positive. They would incubate them for 24 hours and then tell me I had strep, I would reply "I told you that yesterday.") but I also knew I had a report on dinosaurs due the next day. I wrote pretty much my whole report in the waiting room for the walk-in clinic. I didn't have any books with me or anything, I just wrote out all the things I knew about dinosaurs. I also had to have pictures so I drew some of the coolest looking dinosaurs you have ever seen.

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      23 Feb 2011

      Zombie Flowchart http://is.gd/KIr9sZ

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      17 Feb 2011

      @kellibren everyone hates 4AM

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      11 Feb 2011

      Don't have anything to do tonight? Check this out. It is sure to be lots of fun. http://extendgrace.com/comedynight.html

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      9 Feb 2011

      @ryanvanasse @kelseylouise @atminn Your conversation the other day reminded me of this:

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      7 Feb 2011

      How to meet the girl of your dreams (Foolproof!) http://is.gd/hNBxW0

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      18 Jan 2011

      Speaking nonsense to strangers from Craigslist.

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      I could see me and my friends doing this.

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      12 Sep 2010

      HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

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      12 Sep 2010

      Something witty, blah blah, something funny, Frisbee tonight at Roseville Central Park 6PM. You coming?

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      20 May 2010

      I have been hooked on Pomplamoose since I first heard them a few weeks ago. You should get hooked on them too.

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      Jack Conte and Nataly Dawn make up the duo Pomplamoose. Before I had even finished listening to a whole song by them I knew they were going to be one of my new favorites. About 90% of the time since that first listen I have had some song of theirs stuck in my head.

      It is perhaps slightly deceiving to call Pomplamoose a duo. There are way more than two parts to each song. Each of them play a multitude of instruments for each song. There are countless takes and tracks and tones all going on at once. Everything gets put together into what is called a video-song, which is different from a music video. A video-song shows them playing all the different parts of the song. If you hear it in the song you will at some point see it in the video. They are both fantastic at musicians and amazing editors. Jack mixes the music and Nataly edits the video.

      Pomplamoose covers a great range of artists, from Earth, Wind, and Fire and Simon & Garfunkel to Beyonce and Lady Gaga. They also have a number of songs that they wrote themselves. Whether each songs is classic, current, or their own composition what really shines through is their own personality. You can tell that they love recording these and they love making great music.

      Check out a couple of my favorites below, but be sure to head over to their Youtube channel and see everything they have to offer. You can also buy some of their songs on iTunes

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      18 May 2010

      Just had a customer switch out of a car because "the console was all chrome-ified and it was burning my eyeballs like a laser beam!"

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      11 May 2010

      I know it is an ad but it is funny - Toyota Siena - Swagger Wagon.

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      24 Mar 2010

      Every once in a while someone turns the baby changing table in the mens restroom at VW into a magazine rack. I think it is hilarious.

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      23 Mar 2010

      Comic of the day : partially because it is hilarious, mostly because it had today's date in it.

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      2 Mar 2010

      The most original furniture I have seen in a while.

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      Judson Beaumont has created some of the craziest furniture I have ever seen.

      I can't think of any other time I have thought "I really want that dresser."

      The Oops Dresser

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      The Beaver Cabinet

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      Anne Armoire

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      Raymond Dresser

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      Sullivan Clock

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      Tear Away Bench

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      Little Black Dresser

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      <Via IfItsHipItsHere>

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      1 Mar 2010

      The different names boys and girls have for colors.

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      The only caveat is that guys for some reason know the different shades of pink when they’re wearing one. “It’s salmon, dude!”

      <Dog House Diaries>

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