look at this stuff
Oh my goodness do I want one of these. Basically a water powered jetpack connected to a small engine vessel that stays in the water.
It has a top speed of 40 mph and at full throttle could go for over an hour.
If you watched the video and don't want one then some nice men in white coats are coming to get you.
Judson Beaumont has created some of the craziest furniture I have ever seen.
I can't think of any other time I have thought "I really want that dresser."
The Oops Dresser
The Beaver Cabinet
Anne Armoire
Raymond Dresser
Sullivan Clock
Tear Away Bench
Little Black Dresser
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