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12 Jul 2011
I just rented out a car with 33,333 miles, the gas tank was at 3/8ths, and it should be out 3 days. #IGetTooExcitedAboutThingsLikeThis
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16 Jun 2011
Me "Do you need help carrying anything out to the car?" Customer "No, I got it." *Customer drops $200 sunglasses and iPhone on the ground*
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12 Apr 2011
I just saw a bumper sticker for Nixon/Agnew...
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1 Apr 2011
A story in 3 parts- Part 1: I rented a cute girl a car this morning. Part 2: I asked cute girl out. Part 3: Cute girl shot me down. #ohwell
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24 Jan 2011
I don't think anyone would mind if I just drove off in this...
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2011 Shelby GT 350
I want it.
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28 Dec 2010
1: Make a mistake typing in a carwash code. 2: Fill in random digits. 3: Get free ultimate wash! This is the 2nd time I have won this year.
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3 Dec 2010
She's a trooper.
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19 Nov 2010
Just got a girls phone number... all it took was for her to rearend me on Rice St.
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16 Nov 2010
Did you know that I am in a car commercial?
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(It is not really me...)
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4 Nov 2010
Carrying 9 ice scrapers in your pocket is not as comfortable as it sounds...
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21 Oct 2010
Someone just called the office to try get us to switch phone service providers, so my boss tried to sell her a car...
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28 Sep 2010
I was teaching an 81 year old lady all the controls on her rental car. I showed her how to spray the wiper fluid and it went right in my eye.
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20 Sep 2010
I guess they need it more than I do. I am going to be locking my doors from now on though.
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20 Sep 2010
Really!?! Someone took stuff from my car again, this time in my driveway. They looked through everything, all they took was my change.
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1 Sep 2010
Someone broke into my car and took my inverter, USB adapter, and two ultimate discs. It is not the best news, not the worst either though.
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25 Aug 2010
Just spent a whole red light making faces back and forth with the three kids in the backseat of the car next to me.
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11 Aug 2010
Just rented a car to Joe Soucheray. New record for the most famous person I have rented a car to.
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21 Jun 2010
Washing cars in the rain... yeah that seems silly to me too.
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7 May 2010
Pet Peeve: when you turn off a car and the wipers don't return to their down position.
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7 May 2010
Left my car window open all night. Successfully made the drive to work without my butt touching the seat. #dapts +500
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6 May 2010
Washing a car while it is still on the trailer is trickier than normal... this must be what it is like to be a short person.
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3 May 2010
Drove 4 new vans today all with under 50 miles. The lowest only had 17 miles on it. Practically a baby.
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6 Apr 2010
Saw a car drag a giant orange cone under its front bumper for at least 3 blocks. I don't think that thing is coming off.
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1 Apr 2010
Fixed my drivers window so if can go up without falling out. It broke last fall... it is finally nice, so rolling the window down matters.
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5 Mar 2010
The emergency sewing kit I keep in my car isn't in my car... at least the safety pins are there. It might be time to retire these pants.
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