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      12 Jul 2011

      I just rented out a car with 33,333 miles, the gas tank was at 3/8ths, and it should be out 3 days. #IGetTooExcitedAboutThingsLikeThis

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      16 Jun 2011

      Me "Do you need help carrying anything out to the car?" Customer "No, I got it." *Customer drops $200 sunglasses and iPhone on the ground*

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      12 Apr 2011

      I just saw a bumper sticker for Nixon/Agnew...

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      1 Apr 2011

      A story in 3 parts- Part 1: I rented a cute girl a car this morning. Part 2: I asked cute girl out. Part 3: Cute girl shot me down. #ohwell

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      24 Jan 2011

      I don't think anyone would mind if I just drove off in this...

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      2011 Shelby GT 350

      I want it.

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      I_dont_think_anyone_would_mind.zip (4.47 MB)

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      28 Dec 2010

      1: Make a mistake typing in a carwash code. 2: Fill in random digits. 3: Get free ultimate wash! This is the 2nd time I have won this year.

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      3 Dec 2010

      She's a trooper.

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      19 Nov 2010

      Just got a girls phone number... all it took was for her to rearend me on Rice St.

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      16 Nov 2010

      Did you know that I am in a car commercial?

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      (It is not really me...)

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      4 Nov 2010

      Carrying 9 ice scrapers in your pocket is not as comfortable as it sounds...

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      21 Oct 2010

      Someone just called the office to try get us to switch phone service providers, so my boss tried to sell her a car...

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      28 Sep 2010

      I was teaching an 81 year old lady all the controls on her rental car. I showed her how to spray the wiper fluid and it went right in my eye.

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      20 Sep 2010

      I guess they need it more than I do. I am going to be locking my doors from now on though.

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      20 Sep 2010

      Really!?! Someone took stuff from my car again, this time in my driveway. They looked through everything, all they took was my change.

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      1 Sep 2010

      Someone broke into my car and took my inverter, USB adapter, and two ultimate discs. It is not the best news, not the worst either though.

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      25 Aug 2010

      Just spent a whole red light making faces back and forth with the three kids in the backseat of the car next to me.

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      11 Aug 2010

      Just rented a car to Joe Soucheray. New record for the most famous person I have rented a car to.

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      21 Jun 2010

      Washing cars in the rain... yeah that seems silly to me too.

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      7 May 2010

      Pet Peeve: when you turn off a car and the wipers don't return to their down position.

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      7 May 2010

      Left my car window open all night. Successfully made the drive to work without my butt touching the seat. #dapts +500

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      6 May 2010

      Washing a car while it is still on the trailer is trickier than normal... this must be what it is like to be a short person.

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      3 May 2010

      Drove 4 new vans today all with under 50 miles. The lowest only had 17 miles on it. Practically a baby.

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      6 Apr 2010

      Saw a car drag a giant orange cone under its front bumper for at least 3 blocks. I don't think that thing is coming off.

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      1 Apr 2010

      Fixed my drivers window so if can go up without falling out. It broke last fall... it is finally nice, so rolling the window down matters.

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      5 Mar 2010

      The emergency sewing kit I keep in my car isn't in my car... at least the safety pins are there. It might be time to retire these pants.

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